(Source: pinky-pearl, via dainfagerholm)

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4 months ago

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via dainfagerholm)

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4 months ago

Me:	Opens fridge and looks for something to eat.
Nothing looks good...
Me:	Lowers expectations and opens fridge again.

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4 months ago

(via sex-druggs-rockandroll)

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7 months ago

Anonymous asked: Hey baby, wanna fuck? ;)

Answer:

Hey baby, get over here. ;)

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8 months ago

(via sex-druggs-rockandroll)

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8 months ago

(Source: mariahrucker, via let-the-passion-loose)

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11 months ago

HOW TO BE TUMBLR FAMOUS →

funniestpostson:

1) Acquire iPhone.

2) Save your own number as a contact.

3) Rename it to impersonate a loved one.

4) Text yourself a cheesy conversation you found on Google with horrible spelling and grammar that pisses off everyone.

Note: You will need to reply to yourself too.

5) Delete the appropriate messages to create illusion of a real text conversation.

6) Screenshot, post to Tumblr and watch the notes pour in.

CLICK HERE FOR MORE FUNNY POSTS!

(Source: kyaryftsatan, via an-abundance-of-alissa-deactiva)

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11 months ago

Anonymous asked: Kiss me? <3

Answer:

*kisses* Yes.

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1 year ago

(via plasticprince1-deactivated20120)

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1 year ago